//item2flavortext(integar)
//returns flavortext from item number
///*
switch argument0{
case 0: return "";break;
case 1: return "Not as mighty as the pen, but still mighty";break;
case 2: return "Golden Sword of the Victorious";break;
case 3: return "Cloud’s sword from Final Fantasy";break;
case 4: return "Less of a sword more of a giant clot of iron";break;
case 5: return "Doesn’t guarantee Krillin will survive";break;
case 6: return "“You can’t touch this”-MC Hammer";break;
case 7: return "Nothing but lies";break;
case 8: return "Do you even quickscope?"; break;
case 9: return "Pew Pew Pew"; break;
case 10: return "And you thought it was a water gun"; break;
case 11: return "Ultimate weapon of mass destruction, can literally annihilate anything (yes and crash the game)"; break;
case 12: return "I wonder what could happen if I split an atom with this"; break;
case 13: return "Fuuuuu-sion-ah"; break;
case 14: return "The drill that will pierce through the heavens"; break;
case 15: return "Mightier than the sword"; break;
case 16: return "John’s leftovers"; break;
case 17: return "Death’s personal diary/ Whoever's name is written in this book will die"; break;
case 18: return "It’s talking to me!"; break;
case 19: return "Who said shooting knives was a bad idea? Developed by Rhys enterprises"; break;
case 20: return "Gunmen don’t stand a chance!"; break;
case 21: return "Beams particles capable of atomising anything"; break;
case 22: return "You must be silenced!"; break;
case 23: return "Wort wort wort"; break;
case 24: return "Bite to turn into a titan"; break;
case 25: return "Getsuga Tenshō"; break;
case 26: return "Respawns almost instantly"; break;
case 27: return "The fridge of a 1000 leftovers."; break;
case 28: return "May or may not contain aids!"; break;
case 29: return "Runescape’s finest cuisine"; break;
case 30: return "Not a suitable replacement for dentures"; break;
case 31: return "It has your identity, soul and dirty thoughts"; break;
case 32: return "Took an infinite amount of time to sprite"; break;
case 33: return "HE’S GOT AN ELITE, RUN!"; break;
case 34: return "Covenant early prototype"; break;
case 35: return "Oh my god, GET IT OFF!"; break;
case 36: return "Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?"; break;
case 37: return "Fairy dust comes from it!"; break;
case 38: return ""; break;
case 39: return ""; break;
case 40: return "“Doh” “Mmm, Doughnut” “Arlghhhhhhhhh” “Strawberry glaze for days”"; break;
}

//*/